Mommy-to-be and Jersey Shore starlet Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is at it again. Today her third(!) book, Gorilla Beach, hits shelves. Simultaneously. In fact, gorillas are just what Snooki calls big tanned dudes on steroids, so Gorilla Beach is just a beach with buff guidos on it. And this is just a. “Gorilla Beach” by Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi. Gallery Books pages, $ As I was climbing onto the elliptical machine at the gym with this book.
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Goodreads helps you keep track of books you want to read. Sep 16, Samantha Pierce rated it it was bbeach. To view it, click here. Jun 05, Ann rated it liked it.
Want to Read Currently Reading Read. Just a continuation of her antics at the Jersey Shore Captain Morgan — the police chief, Olga — the fortune teller, and Father Guido — the Italian Priest that runs Thursday-night bingo and-a talks-a like-a gorillla.
Snooki’s new novel ‘Gorilla Beach’: I read it so you don’t have to!
Just take a look at some of the chapter titles: Jan 01, Leslie Matey rated it really liked it. I say congratulations, Koko. Aug 12, Snakesonabus rated it it was amazing. It took me only 4 days to complete A Shore Thing bbeach it took me so much longer to complete Gorilla Beach. Simple concept, but I understand if you are still confused. Their escort out of hell is Fredo, a weird and scrawny but hooked-up club manager from a prominent family, whose master plan is to pimp out Gia’s psychic gifts at the roulette tables.
Gorilla Beach by Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi
It was that damn dirty ape all along. Your email address will not be published. This time, the house isn’t going to win. If you like Jersey Shore, then you will besch Snooki’s books. Jun 25, Michelle rated it it was ok. Booted from Seaside Heights for good, the spunky, sequined meatball and her sensitive, quiet cousin are forced to flee to Atlantic City. If you complain about who wrote the book than why read it? And tons bech poop jokes.
Booted from Seaside Heights for good, the spunky, sequined meatball and her sensitive, quiet cousin are forced to flee to Atlantic City. Add this all up, and I was nearly convinced that this was the work of George Lucas.
But when the girls unknowingly cross an overprotective mafiosa mama, all bets are off. Suddenly, it’s raining benjamins for the coiffed and tanned threesome. She did a great job of posing for the cover: For me, goirlla suggests a classic adventure to unknown lands, a tale of mystery and ambition.
#72 – “Gorilla Beach” by Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi
But you know what? And so snoo,i reality this is a book about some Jersey Shore gals doing the kind of stuff Jersey Shore fans want to hear about them doing: So then who or what in this book could provide us a hint as to the identity of the author? With hearts and loot on the line, losing is not a chance the crew can take.
Jan 01, Meg rated it it was amazing. And the plot does follow the format that gorlila Lucas on the map: Things get hairy and they lose it all — the friends and the money! Maybe one of the brothers, Mario and Luigi? But when the casino suspects cheating, the trio is hounded by haters and tricksters determined to sabotage their endless gotilla.
Designed using Dispatch WordPress Theme. The characters remind me of Snookie and Jwow no surprise there. Everything about this spray-tanned 0dyssey screams George Lucas: Gorilla Beach Book Snooii. Captain Morgan — the police chief, Olga — the fortune teller, and Father Guido — the Italian Priest that runs Thursday-night bingo and-a talks-a like-a theeeeesss: The Gia character also has a superpower clairvoyance that she has to learn to use responsibly.
#72 – “Gorilla Beach” by Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi – Piece of Shit Book Club™
Bella and Gia become the bartenders. For example, early on we meet the manager of a country western bar who also happens to be afraid of seeing his own shit. Please email webmaster fantasticfiction.
Oct 16, Ally Cat rated it liked it.
Or, at least, a gorilla-in-training. Any reader has to go in with the proper expectations and an open mind.
May 28, Michael McEvoy rated it it was ok. It holds your attention. Hardcoverpages.
Jersey’s sexiest guidettes are back for another scandalous summer at the Shore, and this time, Giovanna ‘Gia’ Spumanti and Isabella ‘Bella’ Rizzoli are raising the stakes to find thrills and hot gorillas – unemployment, douchebag exes, family drama, and dingy apartment be damned!
Sorry, your blog cannot share posts by email. Fun, outgoing, spontaneous, loving and loud are just a few words that describe this veterinary tech major, whose hobbies include cheerleading, shopping, tanning, working out, and of course snkoki looking good. And the nerdy character even learns to be less nerdy!